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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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- A dog for a wife won 49.84% of the times
- All the same won 51.50% of the times
