Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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You can see the results below:
- A fair deal won 51.47% of the times
- A real dilemma won 47.55% of the times
