Vote For Your Favorite Joke

A farmer and his girlfriend...
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a stroll in the fields when they came across a cow and a calf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want to do the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "It's your cow."

A Dead Lawyer
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• Absentminded Doctor to Patient was a winner against A way to save your marriage
• Bungee Jumping In Mexico was a winner against Atheist professor
• A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... was a winner against An Unusual Prayer
• An Example of Tragedy was a winner against A Problem of Problems
• A very faithful woman was a winner against A little sports match
• Funny Signs was a winner against A Lucky Break
• A bad habit was a winner against A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
• A man in the army asks for a pass was a winner against A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
• An accountant is having a hard time sleeping... was a winner against Work vs. Prison
• A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... was a winner against A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...