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Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet."Are you hurt?" he asked."Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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You can see the results below:
- A farmer and his wife went into town for... won 52.19% of the times
- A jealous husband hires a private detective... won 52.30% of the times
