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After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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- A farmer and his wife went into town for... won 52.52% of the times
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