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A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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- A final diagnosis won 51.41% of the times
- A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.46% of the times
