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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
An American tourist
An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got out to see if he could locate the trouble. A voice behind him said, "The trouble is the carburetor." He turned around and only saw an old horse. The horse said again, "It's the carburetor that's not working." The American nearly died with fright, and dashed into the nearest pub, had a large whiskey, and told Murphy the bartender what the horse had said to him.
Murphy said, "Well, don't pay any attention to him, he knows nothing about cars anyway."
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- A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton... won 50.79% of the times
- Business one-liners 08 won 50.73% of the times