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Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"

"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."

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A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.85% of the times A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 48.97% of the times

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.85% of the times

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 48.97% of the times