Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A Dead Lawyer
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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- A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.64% of the times
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