Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A man took his wife to the doctors...
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"
A Lucky Break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
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You can see the results below:
- A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.47% of the times
- Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust won 48.09% of the times
