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Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students.
�As you can see,� he says, �the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.�
The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, �What would you do in a case like this?�
�Well,� ponders the student, �I suppose I�d limp, too.�
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn't been fealing well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
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