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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

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• A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... won 51.39% of the times
• A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 49.37% of the times