Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet."Are you hurt?" he asked."Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"
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- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for... won 50.51% of the times
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... won 51.39% of the times
