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A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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- A guy in a bar won 51.40% of the times
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... won 50.25% of the times
