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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
A wife was berating her husband...
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."
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- A guy in a bar won 50.39% of the times
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 49.74% of the times
