
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
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You can see the results below:
- A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500... won 51.32% of the times
- A golfer hit his drive on the first hole... won 49.29% of the times