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I can't decide!
Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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You can see the results below:
- A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500... won 49.79% of the times
- A horrible curse won 49.86% of the times
