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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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You can see the results below:
- A henpecked husband... won 51.01% of the times
- A lawyer's dog, running about won 50.06% of the times
