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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

A little sports match
"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."

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You can see the results below:

• A horrible curse won 49.38% of the times
• A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 48.84% of the times