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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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- A Horse Walks Into a Bar won 49.71% of the times
- Aircraft Carrier won 50.24% of the times
