Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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You can see the results below:
- A housewife, an accountant won 50.40% of the times
- Can't chance it! won 48.99% of the times
