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Bank customer service
"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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You can see the results below:

• A jealous husband hires a private detective... won 52.53% of the times
• A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday... won 50.05% of the times