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Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
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You can see the results below:
- A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane... won 47.69% of the times
- A bus station is where a bus stops... won 50.39% of the times
