Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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- A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane... won 47.91% of the times
- Atlanta School Board won 50.41% of the times
