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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

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• A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane... won 47.16% of the times
• Bambi won 50.00% of the times