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A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

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• A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 51.44% of the times
• A doctor is complaining to a mechanic won 49.83% of the times