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An invisible man is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.



Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!





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  • A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 51.59% of the times
  • A doctor is complaining to a mechanic won 50.42% of the times