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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

A Lucky Break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.

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• A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 52.18% of the times
• A man was leaving church one day... won 50.07% of the times