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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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Bottle of Evian water?
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

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• A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 52.25% of the times
• A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 48.09% of the times