A couple came upon a wishing well...
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"

A bus station is where a bus stops...
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...