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Bathtub Seizure
Q: What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
A: Throw in a load of laundry.
Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
Latest Joke Fight Results:
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... was a winner against Be Quiet in Church
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... was a winner against An invisible man is here to see you
- Be Quiet in Church was a winner against 45 or 82?
- A staged wedding to bust dealers was a winner against A man and his Alligator
- Baseball heaven was a winner against A DIET QUIZ
- A horrible curse was a winner against An ode to old age
- A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor... was a winner against An Honest Lawyer
- A very interesting fact was a winner against An Internet Christmas
- A guy was driving home one evening... was a winner against A final diagnosis
- A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... was a winner against An Evil Curse
