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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
A couple came upon a wishing well...
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
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You can see the results below:
- A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 52.08% of the times
- The Passing of an Old Friend won 49.98% of the times
