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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

All Male Jury
A lawyer addresses an all male jury: "Gentlemen, shall we cast this beautiful, lonely young lady into a dim cell in a prison, or shall we return her to her oceanside beach condo, Ocean City, telephone Number 555-4531?"

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Bribing the Judge won 49.32% of the times

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A large difference won 50.51% of the times Bribing the Judge won 49.32% of the times

A large difference won 50.51% of the times

Bribing the Judge won 49.32% of the times