A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"