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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
A father was at the beach with his child...
A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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- A bus station is where a bus stops... won 51.14% of the times
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