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Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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You can see the results below:
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... won 47.43% of the times
- A doctor is complaining to a mechanic won 51.28% of the times