
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
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- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... won 48.78% of the times
- A doctor is complaining to a mechanic won 49.68% of the times