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12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six?
Because deep down they really are good people.

A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

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• A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... won 47.54% of the times
• A man and his Alligator won 50.58% of the times