
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
Actual Business Signs In USA
In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."
In a classified ad: "Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it."
In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"
On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
In a classified ad: "Vacation special: Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts."
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You can see the results below:
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... won 47.95% of the times
- Absentminded Doctor to Patient won 49.70% of the times