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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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