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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $25.00
Fried Explorer: $35.00
Baked Politician: $100.00.
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked , "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
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- A Lawyer Died won 48.38% of the times
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 49.90% of the times
