A little sports match
"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."

Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?

Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.