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4 Doctors
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.
The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable."
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... won 51.27% of the times
- And Jesus said unto his disciples... won 49.17% of the times
