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40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... won 50.98% of the times
- A prisoner with skills won 49.75% of the times
