
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... won 51.61% of the times
- A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... won 50.87% of the times