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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

50/50 relationship
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

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• A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... won 51.46% of the times
• A sudden change of mind won 51.22% of the times