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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
A man was leaving church one day...
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands with members of the congregation. He grasped the man by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him,"You need to join the Army of the Lord!"The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"He whispered back, "Shhhhhhhhh. I'm in the secret service."
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- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... won 51.22% of the times
- A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor... won 50.56% of the times
