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1stPerson: "Do you know anything about...
1st Person: "Do you know anything about this fax-machine?"
2nd Person:"A little. Whats wrong?"
1st Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
2nd Person: "How did you load the sheet?"
1st Person: "Its a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient could open it and read it."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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- A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights... won 51.81% of the times
- Angelic Love won 47.99% of the times