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Aussie Tossie
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
A Dead Lawyer
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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- A lecture about English won 53.63% of the times
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 49.60% of the times