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A wife was berating her husband...
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the beast in me."The wife snickered and replied, "Unlike a lot of women, 'dear', I'm not the least bit afraid of a mouse."

Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.

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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 50.83% of the times