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A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The
old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their
money. The gang was very happy to escape.
"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!
We had $100 when we broke in!"
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- A Lesson From Management won 52.30% of the times
- Absentminded Doctor to Patient won 49.64% of the times
