
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A walking economy
This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend asks, "How so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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- A little sports match won 49.45% of the times
- A bus filled with politicians was driving through the... won 50.72% of the times